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TitleMR KRABS, I WANNA GO TO BED!!!! .. squemp

surprisebitch:

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

the future is now

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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olisaurusrex:


Terry Crews ain’t here for Hollywood bullshit

olisaurusrex:

Terry Crews ain’t here for Hollywood bullshit

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molls:

All my friends have high cholesterol

molls:

All my friends have high cholesterol

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annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

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bewbin:

i win 

bewbin:

i win 

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